"Hush it's different this time" she muttered Scroogily
on a Monroe side street, a man split wood angrily visualizing his x-wife
Spam surged through the veins of electronic America blocking needed bandwidth and baud rates
Sears served their millionth something or other..it had a maintenance agreement we are told
Retailers dream of the smiling river of sold
Football fools drool
Have we yet received the Kardashian Kristmas Kard?
The fairy lights twinkle in our yard
Last week I averaged a package a day from the US Postal Service
I informed blue suit Sue of this, (although they are chronically understaffed there)
Styrofoam peanuts can be useful it is true
But let's face it, they are no bubble wrap are they?
Things must be properly packed and shipped ship-shape with strap tape
Elvis once again croons his blue, blue stuff
Don't you wish you too had a fat period, a white jumpsuit period, and a cool sexy time too?
What if Elvis had Richard Nixon eyes?
Would he sing you to sleep sweetly on Christmas Eve?
We have our miracle mile to consider
Squeals announce the present pounce
Incandescing insanity of our humanity
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